Welcome to my personal corner of the Internet — a place I never actually expected anyone to visit, including myself. Honestly, I’m not entirely sure what this page is supposed to be, but here it is, existing anyway. If you’ve stumbled in, please don’t take anything too seriously; I certainly didn’t when I made it. Think of this as a digital lost-and-found box, except I’m the one who’s lost… and I’m not sure what was supposed to be found. Enjoy the confusion — I sure am.